Cooking with The UnWipe

Description

Simple ingredients combine to create a cleaning experience that is both refreshing and sublime. Though the pairing of toilet paper and water is a relatively modern phenomenon, it has remained soggy and unappetizing until The UnWipe's unique addition of texture turned these bathroom staples into a 5-star masterpiece. Bon appétit.

Ingredients

• The UnWipe, qty 1
• 2 tbsp Water
• Toilet paper, qty as desired

Steps

Mise en place: Add water to The UnWipe. Drain excess.

1. Prepare area by wiping with dry paper like normal.
2. Press a generous scrunch of toilet paper into the mesh till paper is lightly wet, about 1/2 second.
3. Wipe affected area once, and dispose of paper in toilet bowl.

Repeat as necessary till desired doneness.

Servings

1 person, unlimited servings.