The Badass Butt-Cleaning Solution That Leaves Nothing Behind (Except a Smile) Every poop. Every day. Everywhere. You’re perched on the toilet seat, having finished what you were doo-dooing, and staring at the scrunched paper in your hand. Will it clean? Will more paper be necessary? Would that scratch more than clean? Is dry paper ever enough? We all want a clean butt, even if we don’t say so out loud. What happens in the bathroom stays in the bathroom, sure, but can we talk about it just this once?  Toilet paper alone doesn’t cut it, even the good stuff. Even as you use it, your butt and your clothes know it’s not cleaning completely. “Flushable” wipes are terrible for your plumbing, your planet, and your wallet. Bidets aren’t in most of the places you might “go” – most homes, work, airplanes, hotels. What’s a person with a butt supposed to do? INSTEAD OF WIPES With The UnWipe™ instead of wipes, you will: Stop damage caused by flushed wipes Stop littering the Earth with dirty wipes Reduce single-use plastics Spend a lot less money and, oh by the way, get a delightfully clean butt The UnWipe wipes replacement is the new and sustainable way to clean your butt that you already know how to use. Activated with just clean water and no chemicals or fragrances, The UnWipe instantly upgrades your own toilet paper. Press any toilet paper into its engineered mesh for ½ second. The result? The UnWipe transforms it to be stronger, a little bit wet, and have big, badass texture that cleans better. What you will feel is the cool cleaning power of that texture on your skin. What you won’t feel anymore is all the crap dry toilet paper leaves behind on your behind. DESIGNED FOR YOUR BODY AND YOUR CONSCIENCE Sleek, pocket-sized design Super-soft, hypoallergenic silicone The only no-plastic butt cleaning Your paper flushes like normal Safe for plumbing and the environment The UnWipe is designed for your senses. It’s petite, curvy and colorful. It’s soft to the touch. It makes your own paper feel softer on your skin rather than scratchy. It’s quiet to handle and use, unlike the crackly plastic bags of wipes. It’s fragrance-free. DO GOOD WHILE DOING LESS Unlike wipes, your toilet paper used with The UnWipe can be flushed like normal. You will feel good knowing that the next time there is a clog in the plumbing from people carelessly flushing wipes, it’s not your fault! Whatever type of butt you have – smooth, rugged, big, small, tough, sensitive – The UnWipe cleans it better with barely any effort. Shop The UnWipe now to rock your cleanest butt with confidence. Every poop. Every day. Everywhere.