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Our Clean Butt Guarantee™ (see the Q&A below)
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Protective Lid: Our exclusive Clean Butt Guarantee™
The UnWipe works for every 🍑, including yours. The UnWipe Company Inc guarantees that:
1. The UnWipe wipes replacement will be delivered to you without material defect that prevents it from working as intended;
2. Toilet paper transformed by The UnWipe will clean your butt better than dry toilet paper; and
3. Using The UnWipe will allow you to stop flushing wipes (so there's no need to buy them ever again, either).
How are we so certain it will clean better? We tested it on real people and their real butts! We'll skip certain details (🍑🚽 💩 🧻), but every person in the test group—100% of them—found that The UnWipe did additional cleaning after they thought they were clean from normal tp usage.
If this is not the case for you, contact us for a product return & refund within 30 days of purchase. See the complete refund policy here.
It's safe for your precious butt and our magnificant planet
Silicone rubber is hypoallergenic, non-porous, non-toxic, non-corrosive, chemically inert, and biocompatible.
The sponge is custom-made for us of plant-based cellulose, and specifically wood pulp and cotton.
Rinse thoroughly inside and outside prior to first use.
Use wherever toilet paper is permitted. In the "Does it really need to be said?" department, The UnWipe is for external use only.
We recommed adding clear, clean, plain water when using The UnWipe. As water quality varies by location, and different water systems use different sanitizing agents, we recommend cleaning the product at least monthly for proper sanitation, as should be done for any product used in a bathroom. The recommendation comes from a certified aquatics testing laboratory who used The UnWipe on this schedule and measured no offending germs. It stays clean because dirty stuff doesn't get inside.
The UnWipe was not tested on animals, because we couldn't train Bella or Bronx to hold toilet paper.
How small is it anyway?
Size: 4" x 3" x 1" / Weight: 5 oz / Capacity: 1.5 oz
Size: 10 cm x 7.5 cm x 2.5 cm / Weight: 142 gm / Capacity: 45 ml
It will easily fit in a typical human hand, sport coat pocket, backpack pocket, and, dare we say, fanny pack.
