Good design makes life easier. My houses – profiled in HGTV, the Travel Channel, Fine Homebuilding, and more – use less energy, withstand natural disasters, and are visual sensations. My kitchen product – lovingly shown on ABC TV's The Chew by Michael Simon, and on The Rachael Ray Show by actor Anthony Anderson and Rachael herself – replaced tens of millions of feet of single-use plastic wrap. Now, with The UnWipe, we can stop 100 billion flushable wipes from damaging the environment. Better hygiene, money in your pocket, and a cleaner world. Let's wipe out waste and make asstounding puns!