toilet paper 2.0 landing – The UnWipe Company

Cleansing texture you have to touch to believe.

Up to 40% off for the Holidays.

Clean what just toilet paper leaves behind

Your toilet paper – even the good stuff – doesn't clean completely. The UnWipe™ wipes replacement instantly upgrades your own toilet paper with strong, rich, perfectly wet texture to clean your butt better. The UnWipe cleans what toilet paper alone does not. Your...ummm...skin will feel the difference.

Upgrade your toilet routine

Your 🍑, even fresher

The UnWipe cleans all butts – big butts and baby butts – better with strong, perfectly wet, luscious texture, whether your 🍑 is fresh, fuzzy, juicy, soft, sweet, alluring, plump, voluptuous, bumpy, crisp, firm, or yummy.

Your butt deserves the upgrade

Toilet paper all by itself doesn't clean completely, yet billions of people use it every day at home, the office, school, airplanes, highway rest areas, and everywhere they go.

For these people – for you – The UnWipe instantly upgrades your own paper with strong, rich, perfectly wet texture to clean your butt completely – no one else does this – without the endless damage and cost of so-called ‘flushable’ wipes.

"Flushable" wipes are not the answer

Wipes ruin pipes and should never be flushed. They cause $1 billion of damage a year!

Your own toilet paper transformed by The UnWipe is perfectly safe to use and flush. It causes $0 damage.

Wipes ruin pipes

Flushed wipes cause $1 billion of damage a year!

Your own 🧻 transformed by The UnWipe is perfectly safe to flush.

Ooooo, feel the rich, cleansing texture

The UnWipe puts a deep, rich texture on your own paper, and that cleans astonishingly well. Dry paper and wipes don't have texture even almost like this.

Simply press any toilet paper into the engineered mesh for ½ second, then wipe and flush like normal. Your toilet paper instantly becomes stronger and has a rich, perfectly wet texture you can see and feel that will clean your tush more completely and with no damage to pipes or planet.

Texture cleans better

The UnWipe

adds rich,

perfectly wet,

10x texture.

Folded paper

is dry and flat.

Wet beats dry

The UnWipe

adds rich,

perfectly wet,

10x texture.

Scrunched paper

is still dry paper.

Strong beats flimsy

The UnWipe

adds strong,

perfectly wet,

10x texture.

Just wet paper

is flimsy & tears.

Paper flushes safely

The UnWipe

adds texture

to any tp and

flushes safely.

Wipes are thin,

flat and unsafe.

Wipes wreck pipes

Toilet paper

transformed by

The UnWipe

flushes safely.

Flushed wipes

clog pipes.

Press. Wipe. Flush.

(Your butt, not your arm.)

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The UnWipe™ Original $29.00 $34.00

Meet The UnWipe® wipes replacement, and wipe with the planet’s most touchable texture. It’s texture like you’ve never felt before (because we invented and patented it). Use it instead of costly, environmentally destructive "flushable" wipes. Use it at home, work, school, or on the go – everywhere you ‘go.' The UnWipe combines the availability and safe flushing of toilet paper with the strength, feel, and just-right wetness of wipes. And, oh my gosh, it gives your toilet tissue a texture you have to touch to believe. With just a press, The UnWipe transforms regular toilet paper into a soft, refreshing wipe. But unlike artificial wipes, it's flushable, portable, and planet-friendly. Plus, it's a one-time purchase for endless comfort.

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The UnWipe cleaned parts I didn't know needed to be cleaned. 🤭

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Molly H.

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It's very convenient. It cuts down on the amount of toilet paper needed but with a cleaner end result.

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Noelle

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Second day of using it and I love it. It's so dang cute. I love how it feels in my hand.

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Isabella

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Clearly better than wipes. An improved 'experience' that makes me want to continue using The UnWipe every day.

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Justin

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People who use this instead of wipes will enjoy being kinder to the planet.

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Regan

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It doesn't rub your butt raw because you have to wipe so many times [with dry paper] to get it clean. It is ultra-soft.

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Dr. David

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I thought for sure that the toilet paper, once you got it wet, would fall apart. But because you press the paper in, the poop emoji appears, and it makes it compressed and then it actually feels like a wipe. That is wild.

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Bella

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No "butts" about it, The UnWipe is amazing; I know this because I actually used it today.

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Ann E.

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I switched to a high protein diet and didn't poop for 6 days so had to take some pills to help and now am very thankful for The UnWipe because plain toilet paper would have chewed up my butt.

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Tom H.

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In LOVE with @theunwipe 🧻

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BC

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Can't I just use wet TP, wipes, etc?

The UnWipe is an absolute upgrade:

from just toilet paper. TP is good, but dry. Even the best can leave something behind. The extra strength, slight wetness, and rich texture The UnWipe gives tp makes it clean astonishingly well.
from wet toilet paper. Soaking or spraying TP makes it soggy. Paper pressed into The UnWipe’s engineered mesh gets stronger, not soggy. And the kick-ass texture it gets cleans all the nooks and crannies so much better.
from toilet paper sprays. See “wet toilet paper” above, plus … the cost, omg!
from “flushable” wipes. Really? Synthetic fabric, i.e. wipes, simply should not be flushed. Plumbing damage. Environmental damage. No appreciable texture. Endless cost.
from bidets. Bidets aren’t most places we go, and would be too costly to install and maintain there. The UnWipe goes anywhere you go – home, office, airplane, RV, highway rest area, porta-potty, Mom’s house.

Are wipes really so bad?

They're worse!

Every $100 you spend on "flushable" wipes causes $33+ of infrastructure damage. The damage includes clogged pipes, fatbergs in sewers, busted pumps, and sewage spills from resulting overflows. What other product does that?

It's 100,000,000,000 sheets of synthetic fabric thrown into the environment every year. $1 billion to repair clogs every year.

Plastic packaging that explicitly cannot be recycled.

Compare that to your paper transformed by The UnWipe. It has badass texture to clean better and safely flushes without causing fatbergs. And The UnWipe is a one-time purchase versus having to buy wipes forever.

Remind me how to use The UnWipe

After you do what you doo-doo, and have wiped once like normal with toilet paper, pop the lid off The UnWipe, then:

Press four or so sheets of 🧻 into The UnWipe for about ½ second. This puts slightly wet, totally badass texture on the paper. Like Goldilocks, aim for not too wet and not too dry.
Wipe with the now-textured paper like normal on whatever part – butt, vulva – you're wiping.
Drop the paper into the bowl and flush when all done.

That's it. The UnWipe transforms the paper like no other product, and that cleans your butt better.

Does The UnWipe touch my butt?

No.

Oh my gosh, no.

Scrunch clean 🧻. Press the paper into The UnWipe for about ½ second. Use the paper like normal and then flush it. It's the paper that touches your butt, but the paper's been supercharged by The UnWipe.

You're using clean paper, The UnWipe is always clean, and now your butt's always clean, too.

Find anything you need

Cleansing texture you have to touch to believe.

Up to 40% off for the Holidays.

Clean what just toilet paper leaves behind

Your 🍑, even fresher

Your butt deserves the upgrade

"Flushable" wipes are not the answer

Wipes ruin pipes

Ooooo, feel the rich, cleansing texture

Texture cleans better

Wet beats dry

Strong beats flimsy

Paper flushes safely

Wipes wreck pipes

Press. Wipe. Flush.

Upgrade your butt