The secret to a cleaner, more sustainable butt

Clean everything toilet paper leaves behind
Your toilet paper – even the really good stuff – doesn't clean completely. The UnWipe™ wipes replacement instantly upgrades your own toilet paper with rich texture to clean your butt better. The UnWipe cleans what toilet paper alone does not. Your...ummm...skin will feel the difference.



Your butt deserves the upgrade
Toilet paper all by itself doesn't clean completely, yet billions of people use it every day at home, at the office, in airplanes and airports, in highway rest areas, and everywhere they go.
For these people – for you – The UnWipe instantly upgrades your own paper with rich texture to clean your butt completely – no one else does this – without the endless damage and cost of so-called ‘flushable’ wipes.
"Flushable" wipes are not the answer
Wipes ruin pipes and should never be flushed. They cause $1 billion of damage a year!
Your own toilet paper transformed by The UnWipe is perfectly safe to use and flush. It causes $0 damage.
Wipes ruin pipes
Flushed wipes cause $1 billion of damage a year!
Your own 🧻 transformed by The UnWipe is perfectly safe to flush.
Ooooo, feel the rich, cleansing texture
The UnWipe puts a deep, rich texture on your own paper, and that cleans astonishingly well. Dry paper and wipes don't have texture even almost like this.
Simply press any toilet paper into the engineered mesh for ½ second, then wipe and flush like normal. Your toilet paper instantly becomes stronger and has a rich texture you can see and feel that will clean your tush more completely and with no damage to pipes or planet.
Press. Wipe. Flush.
(Your butt, not your arm.)


Are wipes really so bad?
They're worse!
Every $100 you spend on "flushable" wipes causes $33+ of infrastructure damage. The damage includes clogged pipes, fatbergs in sewers, busted pumps, and sewage spills from resulting overflows. What other product does that?
It's 100,000,000,000 sheets of synthetic fabric thrown into the environment every year. $1 billion to repair clogs every year.
Plastic packaging that explicitly cannot be recycled.
Compare that to your paper transformed by The UnWipe. It has badass texture to clean better and safely flushes without causing fatbergs. And The UnWipe is a one-time purchase versus having to buy wipes forever.
Remind me how to use The UnWipe
After you do what you doo-doo, and have wiped once like normal with toilet paper, pop the lid off The UnWipe, then:
- Press four or so sheets of 🧻 into The UnWipe for about ½ second. This puts slightly wet, totally badass texture on the paper. Like Goldilocks, aim for not too wet and not too dry.
- Wipe with the now-textured paper like normal on whatever part – butt, vulva – you're wiping.
- Drop the paper into the bowl and flush when all done.
That's it. The UnWipe transforms the paper like no other product, and that cleans your butt better.
Does The UnWipe touch my butt?
No.
Oh my gosh, no.
Scrunch clean 🧻. Press the paper into The UnWipe for about ½ second. Use the paper like normal and then flush it. It's the paper that touches your butt, but the paper's been supercharged by The UnWipe.
You're using clean paper, The UnWipe is always clean, and now your butt's always clean, too.