They're worse!

Every $100 you spend on "flushable" wipes causes $33+ of infrastructure damage. The damage includes clogged pipes, fatbergs in sewers, busted pumps, and sewage spills from resulting overflows. What other product does that?

It's 100,000,000,000 sheets of synthetic fabric thrown into the environment every year. $1 billion to repair clogs every year.

Plastic packaging that explicitly cannot be recycled.

Compare that to your paper transformed by The UnWipe. It has badass texture to clean better and safely flushes without causing fatbergs. And The UnWipe is a one-time purchase versus having to buy wipes forever.

After you do what you doo-doo, and have wiped once like normal with toilet paper, pop the lid off The UnWipe, then:

• Press four or so sheets of 🧻 into The UnWipe for about ½ second. This puts slightly wet, totally badass texture on the paper. Like Goldilocks, aim for not too wet and not too dry.
• Wipe with the now-textured paper like normal on whatever part – butt, vulva – you're wiping.
• Drop the paper into the bowl and flush when all done.

That's it. The UnWipe transforms the paper like no other product, and that cleans your butt better.

No.

Oh my gosh, no.

Scrunch clean 🧻. Press the paper into The UnWipe for about ½ second. Use the paper like normal and then flush it. It's the paper that touches your butt, but the paper's been supercharged by The UnWipe.

You're using clean paper, The UnWipe is always clean, and now your butt's always clean, too.