The UnWipe™ Original

A Cleaner Butt Without Harmful Wipes

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$29.00 $34.00 -15% OFF

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The Sustainable Butt-Cleaning Solution That Leaves Nothing Behind (Except a Smile)

Perched on the toilet seat, having finished what you were doo-dooing, staring at the scrunched paper in your hand. Will it clean? Is toilet paper by itself ever good enough?

We all want a clean butt. Even if we don’t say so out loud, can we talk about it just this once?

The UnWipe™ wipes replacement is the new and sustainable way to clean your butt (vulva, too!) every time, that you already know how to use. Activated with just clean water and no chemicals or fragrances, The UnWipe instantly upgrades your own toilet paper to lovingly clean all your nooks and crannies.

“The UnWipe uses water to transform your paper to make the texture that cleans your butt so much better – all in about ½ second!“

It's not just making your paper wet – the magic is so much more. Press any toilet paper into its engineered mesh for ½ second. The result? The UnWipe uses the water to transform the paper to be surprisingly stronger, delightfully wet, and have kick-ass texture that cleans astonishingly well.

What you will feel is the cool cleaning superpower of that texture on your skin. What you will not feel anymore is what toilet paper used to leave behind ... on your behind.

1. Just add water.

2. Scrunch any 🧻.

3. Press. Wipe. Flush. 🍑❤️

THE PROBLEM WITH TOILET PAPER

Billions of people like us use toilet paper every day at home, work, airplanes, highway rest areas, hotels, Mom's house. But toilet paper alone – even the good stuff – doesn’t cut it. The cleaning is not as thorough as we'd like.

“Flushable” wipes help, but are terrible for your plumbing, your planet, and your wallet. Bidets aren’t in most of the places you “go”.

What’s a person with a butt supposed to do?

INSTEAD OF WIPES

With The UnWipe instead of wipes, you will:

Stop plumbing & environmental damage caused by flushed wipes
Spend a lot less money ... like, a LOT
and, oh by the way, get a delightfully clean butt, totally cleaning what toilet paper alone does not

Wipes cause terrible damage. They should never be flushed. The UnWipe cleans better, flushes safely, and costs less – a win for you on every level.

DESIGNED FOR YOUR BODY AND YOUR CONSCIENCE

Sleek, pocket-sized, no-plastic design
Super-soft, hypoallergenic silicone
Your toilet paper flushes safely for plumbing & environment

Your senses will love The UnWipe. It’s petite, curvy and colorful. It’s soft to the touch. It makes your own paper feel softer on your skin rather than scratchy. It’s quiet to handle and use, unlike the annoying crackly plastic bags of wipes (they're so loud in a stall, right?). It’s fragrance-free.

DO GOOD WHILE DOING LESS

Unlike wipes, your toilet paper used with The UnWipe can be flushed like normal. You will feel good knowing that the next time there is a clog in the plumbing from people carelessly flushing wipes, it’s not your fault!

Whatever type of butt you have – smooth, rugged, big, small, tough, sensitive – The UnWipe cleans it better with barely any effort and for a lot less money. Shop The UnWipe now to rock your cleanest butt with confidence.

Every poop. Every day. Everywhere.

Compare to wipes, wet tp

The UnWipe is an absolute upgrade:

from just toilet paper. TP is good, but dry. 'Dry' doesn't clean everything. The extra strength, slight wetness, and rich texture The UnWipe gives it makes it clean astonishingly well.
from wet toilet paper. Soaking or spraying TP makes it soggy. Paper pressed into The UnWipe’s engineered mesh gets stronger, not soggy. And the kick-ass texture it gets cleans all the nooks and crannies so much better.
from toilet paper sprays. See “wet toilet paper” above, plus … the cost!
from “flushable” wipes. Really? Synthetic fabric, i.e. wipes, simply should not be flushed. Plumbing damage. Environmental damage. Litter. No appreciable texture. Endless cost.
from bidets. Bidets are fine, but aren’t most places we go and would be too costly to install and maintain there. The UnWipe goes anywhere you go – home, office, airplane, RV, highway rest area, porta-potty, Mom’s house.

Clean Butt Guarantee

The UnWipe works for every 🍑, including yours. The UnWipe Company Inc guarantees that:

1. The UnWipe wipes replacement will be delivered to you without material defect that prevents it from working as intended;

2. Toilet paper transformed by The UnWipe will clean your butt better than dry toilet paper; and

3. Using The UnWipe will allow you to stop flushing wipes (so there's no need to buy them ever again, either).

How are we so certain it will clean better? We tested it on real people and their real butts! We'll skip certain details (🍑🚽💩🧻), but every person in the test group—100% of them—found that The UnWipe did additional cleaning after they thought they were clean from normal tp usage.

If this is not the case for you, contact us for a product return & refund within 30 days of purchase. See the complete refund policy here.

Safety & Sustainability

Silicone rubber is hypoallergenic, non-porous, non-toxic, non-corrosive, chemically inert, and biocompatible.

The sponge is custom-made for us of plant-based cellulose, and specifically wood pulp and cotton.

Rinse thoroughly inside and outside prior to first use.

Use wherever toilet paper is permitted. In the "Does it really need to be said?" department, The UnWipe is for external use only.

We recommed adding clear, clean, plain water when using The UnWipe. As water quality varies by location, and different water systems use different sanitizing agents, we recommend cleaning the product at least monthly for proper sanitation, as should be done for any product used in a bathroom. The recommendation comes from a certified aquatics testing laboratory who used The UnWipe on this schedule and measured no offending germs. It stays clean because dirty stuff doesn't get inside.

The UnWipe was not tested on animals, because we couldn't train Bella or Bronx to hold toilet paper.

Size & Dimensions

Size: 4" x 3" x 1" / Weight: 5 oz / Capacity: 1.5 oz

Size: 10 cm x 7.5 cm x 2.5 cm / Weight: 142 gm / Capacity: 45 ml

It will easily fit in a typical human hand, sport coat pocket, backpack pocket, and, dare we say, fanny pack.

“Since day one I realized that The UnWipe is one of those ‘where has it been all my life’ type of product. It’s excellent and does just as well as those pricey wipes.”

— www.shescribes.com 10/13/23